The worlds greatest selfie.
please vote I need to stay in 23rd place or higher :) I just want to be in the top 50
I laughed SO hard
I am literally crying
I laughed way to hard at this
HELP I CAN’T BREATHE THE LAST ONE OH GOD
IM DYING
I cried :’(
reblog for the select few of these that made me laugh out loud in my dorm room.
(Source: iraffiruse)
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
no
rocks
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
TUBE S
BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO
CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT
i hardcore fb stalked someone tonight ive never done that before i just wanted to see pics of their butt is that wrong
I’ll just leave this here..